I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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