like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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