:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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