So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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