I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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