the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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