ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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