Your face is a jimmy john
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
It's no shave November. This is our time.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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