When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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