Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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