I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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