none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She bit a glass in half.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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