He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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