I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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