Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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