Soap is not a condiment
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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