try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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