Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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