You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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