Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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