i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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