Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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