...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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