Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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