when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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