I wanna bring you to show and tell
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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