is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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