Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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