She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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