ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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