You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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