I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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