i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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