why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
it hurts more in the daytime
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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