that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
If I die, sorry about rent.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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