Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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