I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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