your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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