he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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