Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I think people are normalizing furries
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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