Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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