See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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