Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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