Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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