We're like a lot better than the average bears
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Sorry my hands just texted you
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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