Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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