There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
