Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
