I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Semen is not good for contacts.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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