You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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