It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize