wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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