I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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