Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
home. puking in laundry basket.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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