dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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