He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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