Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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